People I don't want to meet
Whom don't I want to meet? Well, since you asked...
A stale smelling clown with ridiculously large red shoes, gazing sadly into the sky, watching his balloons float away.
An Olympic swimmer shaving his slick, naked body in the sink of a public bathroom.
A businessman pulling a live squid out of his pocket to use as a cell phone.
An orchestra conductor stabbing people in the eyes with his baton.
An angry crowd carrying placards depicting my image, a circle and slash drawn through my cheerful smiling face.
And you? Anyone that you care to never meet?
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Haha! That's funny!
You have a RAD blog, gurl. I'll be back ;)
Rock on!
Thanks Wilmaryad. I appreciate the vote of confidence.
You're very welcome! Your blog content deserves it. I just like witty bloggers who really like this new form of online expression :)
People I don't want to meet:
Costumed nerds on their way to a Sci Fi convention.
Jehovah's Witness proselytisers on my doorstep with a fist-load of Watchtowers.
A group of tacky people lined up waiting to get in to a taping of the Jerry Springer show.
Banjo playing, inbred guys in overalls that I might run into on a canoe trip.
The screaming banshees in my dreams.
A proctologist at a cocktail party.
Dick Cheney with a loaded shotgun in one hand and a beer in the other.
I think that about covers it for now.
Sincerely,
Cat Lady
I would like to see an Olympic swimmer shaving her slick, naked body in the sink of a public bathroom. At least I think i do.