I found this note in our recycle bin. When you live with someone who has a blog, it is probably best to shred everything. Here is what the note said:
I'm off dropping off job applications. Should be back soon. You can use my computer or whatever. Don't pee on too much stuff that isn't the toilet.
Go ahead and click on the teeny envelope icon and send this post to a friend. Don't be jerky and claim that you wrote it because I wrote it, damn it. (Actually I found it and copied it, but still.)