In honor of National Humor Month, I offer the following very funny thing for you to do-
You will need to enlist the help of a friend. You will also need a dog collar and leash. Here is what you do-
Have your friend walk around with you on the leash. Do this outside, preferably in a populated location. Do not act like a dog. Do not dress as a dog. Carry on as usual, talking to your friend, checking messages on your cell phone and whatnot. And I almost forgot-
Your friend, who is walking you, should have a plastic bag of poop dangling from his/her hand.
Go ahead and click on the teeny envelope icon and send this post to a friend. Don't be jerky and claim that you wrote it though, because I wrote it, damn it.