Here is another thing you can do for National Humor Month:
Scout around the neighborhood for a yard with hummingbird feeders. Then, get a couple of these costumes, three or four would be ideal:
Enlist the help of some friends. Dress up in the costumes and frolic around on your neighbor's yard. Periodically dip your beaks in the hummingbird feeder. Trust me. This will be hilarious.
And, if you don't have the above costumes, then improvise. Tutus, wings and a construction paper beak will work in a pinch. This combined with undershirts, boots and a few bearded middle aged guys with beer guts would work great.
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