Apology
I have been reading through my writings, and have noticed that there are times when I violate a very important rule. You know the one: if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Sometimes I say mean things. In print. And then I post them for the world to see. Especially my tweets. They are just not very nice at all.
To my credit, I do control myself. Case in point. I did not publish a scathing piece targeting the manager of the "Loser's Bagel" store who I had a run in with yesterday. Said manager had the people skills of a rabid raccoon, only she wasn't as smart. Said manager insisted that the soured milk that ruined my coffee was fresh despite the fact that it wasn't. In the end, I was left with coffee that I couldn't drink and all kinds of unkind feelings directed towards her. Unkind feelings that I didn't write about, as tempting as it was.
But even though I don't write down every mean thing I think, I do write mean stuff. And even though it is funny, that is no excuse. It just isn't nice. So, to counteract the negative energy that I have created and to make it up to my readers, I would like to offer some balance.
Here is a video of really cute kitten pictures I found on the internet.
THEEZ B KEWT KITNZ!
APOLOGEEZ ACSEPTD
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This is hysterical! I'll have to find some puppy pictures to post after I've been an especially nasty biatch.
Yeah Chrissy, you can pretty much get away with anything if you post some really cute puppy or kitten pictures.