Lost
17 subscribers. All of above average intelligence and extremely good looking. Last seen at www.allakimbo.blogspot.com. These subscribers are not strays. They come from good homes and are well cared for. It is likely that they are wandering around, in a futile search for slightly off-beat humor pieces.
Missed dearly. Reward for return.
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Dear Ms. Stinglash,
I recently found AllAkimbo listed on howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com masquerading as Callithump Thunderblog. Rest assured, I have removed the mask from this marauder and have set people straight as to the correct identity of your blog.
Sincerely,
Larew
Thank you. I will prepare myself for the onslaught of new traffic this will inspire.