The surgeon general warns that Callithump Thunderblog could cause weight gain in excess of 5 pounds. Says Sondra Stinglash, a regular contributer to the famous humor blog, "I come home each night and sit in front of my computer for hours, trying to think of ideas for the blog." The sedentary nature of staring at a screen, typing a few words and then hitting delete, is compounded by her habit of eating bowls of flavored potato chips and fist-fulls of string cheese while she writes. "It helps me think," she explains. Says Stinglash, who has put on over 5 pounds since Callithump Thunderblog began in August of 2008, "Someone needs to get the word out that this blog is bad for your health. I found out the hard way."
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