Bad News
I found out in school today, that once someone becomes a licensed massage therapist, it is illegal for them to massage an animal. The good news is that they can still pet their dog or cat.
The bad news is that once I get my massage license, I will have to give up my squirrel massage business.
Wow! Can you still get your money back from the class before you get licensed? Wouldn't want to leave those squirrels hanging!
I know, I have already bought gallons of acorn oil.