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Dear Sondra,

If you were a porch light, I would be the moth who is drawn to you.

Fondly,

Howard

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Dear Howard,


If I were a sentence, you would be my exclamation point.


Sincerely,


Sondra Stinglash


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Dear Sondra,


If you were the weather report, you would be unseasonably warm. 


Fondly,


Howard

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Dear Howard,

If you were a writing implement, you would be a fine fountain pen from which polished words flow effortlessly.  Also, you would not leak.

Sincerely,

Sondra Stinglash

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Dear Sondra,

If you were a PC, I would be your Norton Utilities.

Fondly,

Howard

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Dear Howard,

If you were a bowl of jelly beans, you would be all the flavors, even the spicy ones.

Sincerely,

Sondra Stinglash

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Dear  Sondra,

If you were a school board budget, you would be increased funding for music and art.

Fondly,

Howard

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Dear Howard,

If you were a four hour stretch of time, you would be a relaxed summer afternoon spent by the seashore, wearing beachcombers and hunting for shells. 

Sincerely,

Sondra Stinglash

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Dear Sondra,

If you were a shoe, I would be the laces, hugging you tightly.

Fondly,

Howard


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Dear Howard,

If you were a pair of shoelaces, I would be the little plastic ends that encircle you, helping you glide through life's many eyelets.

Sincerely,

Sondra Stinglash

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Dear Sondra,

If you were the little plastic ends encircling my laces, I would be the scotch tape that holds you together when you fray.

Fondly,

Howard


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