Love Notes
Dear Sondra,
If you were a porch light, I would be the moth who is drawn to you.
Fondly,
Howard
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Dear Howard,
If I were a sentence, you would be my exclamation point.
Sincerely,
Sondra Stinglash
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Dear Sondra,
If you were the weather report, you would be unseasonably warm.
Fondly,
Howard
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Dear Howard,
If you were a writing implement, you would be a fine fountain pen from which polished words flow effortlessly. Also, you would not leak.
Sincerely,
Sondra Stinglash
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Dear Sondra,
If you were a PC, I would be your Norton Utilities.
Fondly,
Howard
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Dear Howard,
If you were a bowl of jelly beans, you would be all the flavors, even the spicy ones.
Sincerely,
Sondra Stinglash
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Dear Sondra,
If you were a school board budget, you would be increased funding for music and art.
Fondly,
Howard
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Dear Howard,
If you were a four hour stretch of time, you would be a relaxed summer afternoon spent by the seashore, wearing beachcombers and hunting for shells.
Sincerely,
Sondra Stinglash
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Dear Sondra,
If you were a shoe, I would be the laces, hugging you tightly.
Fondly,
Howard
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Dear Howard,
If you were a pair of shoelaces, I would be the little plastic ends that encircle you, helping you glide through life's many eyelets.
Sincerely,
Sondra Stinglash
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Dear Sondra,
If you were the little plastic ends encircling my laces, I would be the scotch tape that holds you together when you fray.
Fondly,
Howard
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Go ahead and click on the teeny envelope icon and send this post to a friend. Don't be jerky and claim that you wrote it because I wrote it, damn it.
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